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Crap. |
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Go visit Ned & Fred! They are my new kitties. 6 month old brothers that were rescued a few months ago. Some horrible person tossed them in a cardboard box off the side of the road. A sister of a friend saw it happen and stopped to see what was in the box, just in case. So now we have Ned of the Toddin & Frederico. |
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Four beauty tips Before she became an actress, Audrey Hepburn was a successful fashion model. After her acting career, she spent much of her time working for humanitarian causes around the world. These four beauty tips written by this former model are a snapshot of how she lived her life. They were read at her funeral. 1. For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. 2. For lovely eyes, look for the good in people. 3. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. 4. For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone. |
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A 4-year-old son was eating an apple in the back seat of the car, when he asked, "Daddy, why is my apple turning brown?" "Because," his dad explained, "after you ate the skin off, There was a long silence. Then the son asked softly, "Daddy, |
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"You can't lose weight without exercise. But I've got a philosophy about exercise. I don't think you should punish your legs for something your mouth did. Drag your lips around the block a couple times." --Guy Owen |
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"Doesn't it bother you when people litter? The most creative rationale for throwing an apple core out the window is 'It will plant seeds for other threes to grow.' And, of course, our highways are lined with apple trees--right next to all the cigarette bushes." --Nick Arnette |
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"We should have a way of telling people they have bad breath. 'Well, I'm bored...let's go brush our teeth.' Or, 'I've got to make a phone call, hold this gum in your mouth.'" --Brad Stine |
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Had a second phone interview with Day Wireless this afternoon. 5 minutes after we hung up, they called back and wanted me to come in for an in person interview tomorrow. So, I have an interview tomorrow morning at 11. |
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Okay everybody, think healing thoughts! Mom in law is in the hospital with heart complications. thanks. |
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Ack! Julia Child died! |
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"Senator John Kerry released his plan today to eliminate the deficit. He said all we have to do is find a really rich country like Switzerland and marry it." --Jay Leno |
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+---------------- Bizarre August Holidays -----------------+ August 5 is National Mustard Day August 6 is Wiggle Your Toes Day August 8 is Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night August 12 is Middle Child's Day August 13 is Blame Someone Else Day August 17 is National Thriftshop Day August 22 is Be An Angel Day August 25 is Kiss-And-Make-Up Day August 28 is World Sauntering Day August 29 is More Herbs, Less Salt Day |
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Okay. I did some updating on my site... go click it! |
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Its all fun and games until somebody loses and eye. |
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1. What color ink pen do you like best? Blue. 2. Do you prefer plain paper or paper with lines (notebook paper)? Lines! 3. What's better: books from the library, or reading online? Library, but I would rather own the books. 4. Which would you rather get, e-mail or snail mail? Both :) 5. Do you have a paper weight on your desk? Does the printer count? |
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